Seiryeously?

Apr 23

SPORE -

I may or may not make some indecent type monsters.

Boobs. Penises. You know. Testes. >_>

saxifraga-x-urbium:

engardesociety:

mr-alec-winchester:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

I have been booped by an elephant and it is literally the best experience in the world everyone should try to be booped by an elephant at least once it’s incredible!

When I was twelve an elephant grabbed me and tried to run off with me, which was quite terrifying but also a little bit flattering.

i sense an anecdote here

saxifraga-x-urbium:

engardesociety:

mr-alec-winchester:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

I have been booped by an elephant and it is literally the best experience in the world everyone should try to be booped by an elephant at least once it’s incredible!

When I was twelve an elephant grabbed me and tried to run off with me, which was quite terrifying but also a little bit flattering.

i sense an anecdote here

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spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

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trixalla:

tmirai:

daspyorno:

I’m sorry.
warning: bent dicks, forked dicks, curved dicks, horse dicks and projectile jizzums.

This is brilliant. I want to typeset all the things with this.

U = Estiel >3>

trixalla:

tmirai:

daspyorno:

I’m sorry.

warning: bent dicks, forked dicks, curved dicks, horse dicks and projectile jizzums.

This is brilliant. I want to typeset all the things with this.

U = Estiel >3>

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

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doctorwhothefuckisthis:

supermoclel:

thatskrillmau5chick:

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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 right

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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Self absorbed Bitch.

i’m a bitch because i can recognize that i’m not ugly, that i can laugh at someone calling me unattractive for reasons as petty as hair on my legs which EVERYONE grows?

Preach, sister

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I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

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scificity:

Wall-mounted water cooled PC

scificity:

Wall-mounted water cooled PC

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Look at this demented fucking chicken

Look at this demented fucking chicken

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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