I decided to make a C&D game for WoW. I know. I know. I was bored and thought some players might like this sort of thing so… yeah.
Race:Night Elf
Mount: Kodo
Live: The Barrens (WELP)
Best Friend: Medivh
Crush: Kil’Jaeden
Lover: Thrall
Cockblocker: Tyrande
Enemy: Ysera
Killed by: AegwynnThis is just the worst.
Race: Pandaren
Mount: Drake
You live here: Thunder Bluff
Best friend: Nozdormu
Has a crush on you: Ysera AW YEAH
Lover: Alleria Windrunner GOOD
Cockblocked by: Jaina
Enemy: Gelbin Mekkatorque good I hate that bitch
Killed by: Garrosh Hellscream
wtf this is super lesbian I LOVE THUNDER BLUFF
I am a human (wow ok), riding a Dark Phoenix, living in Zangarmarsh (YES), my BFF is Bolvar (wow that would suck when he turns into the lich king), azshara has a crush on me but my lover is Varian (oK THAT’S OK). but we are cockblocked by medivh (fuck him, ps I’m getting ALL the human lore figures ahhaha). my enemy is thrall (I’m so fucked if i pissed Thrall off), and I’m killed by J-jaina? JAINA WHY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I LOVE YOU
Race: Dwarf
Mount: Time-Lost Protodrake
You live here: Thousand Needles
Best friend: Nozdormu
Has a crush on you: Nozdormu
Lover: Vol’jin
Cockblocked by: Jaina
Enemy: Red Shirt Guy
Killed by: Stood in the fire :l
Race: Draenei (Aw yeah)
Mount: Love Rocket (Ummm YES.)
You Live Here: Crystalsong (Love it.)
Best Friend: Kel’thuzad (……)
Has A Crush On You: Kil’jaeden (please no no no)
Lover: Kael’thas (Well at least he’s an elf?)
Cockblocked By: Nozdormu (rude but I get it)
Enemy: Illidan (oh okay)
Killed By: Tyrande (Rude?)
I am a Draenai with a Dragonhawk mount. I live in the Lost Isles with my lover Baine Bloodhoof. My best friend is Queen...
Worgen Mount: Dark Phoenix I live here: Crystalsong Best friend: Sylvanas ((um. awkward.)) Has a crush on me: Lorthemar...
Race: Undead Mount: Celestial Steed I live: Bone Wastes Best Friend: Neltharion Has a crush on me: Jaina Lover: Tyrande...
I’m a Blood Elf with the Ravenlord Mount and i live in Jade Forrest with my lover Sargeras and best friend Thrall but...
Draenai Mount: Qiraji I live: Borean Tundra Best friend: Queen Azshara Has a crush on me: Alleria Windrunner Lover:...
Undead Mount:Ram Lives in: Bone Wastes Best Friend: Alexstrasza Has a crush on you: Alexstrasza Lover: Aegwynn...
Blood Elf Mount: Vial of the Sands I live: Violet Hold Best friend: Garona Has a crush on me: Kil’jaeden Lover:...
Race: Pandaren. Mount: Ram You live here: Grizzly Hills Best Friend: Sargeras Has a crush on you: Illidan Lover:...
Race: Blood Elf. Mount: Celestial Steed. You live here: Nagrand. Best Friend: Illidan. Has a Crush on You: Sylvanas....
Race: Night Elf. Spectral Tiger. Where I Live: Westfall. Best friend: Genn Greymane. Has a crush on you: Genn Greymane....
only part i cared about enough to share XD: best friend: Genn Greymane has a crush on you: Genn Greymane Genn Greymane...
I love this so much, must reblog every time I see it.
This is the most amusing thing ever. …And yet I wonder if this is how Blizz has started writing their stories.
Troll Sabre Uldum Best Friend: Sylvanas Malfurion Alleria Windrunner Kel’thuzad Baine Bloodhoof Killed by: Muradin...